Engineering Professor Pillows

Eli Whitney

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What's a patent?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Thinking Gears

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Claus 2.0

Light Bulb Moment

Math Dreams

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"