Engineering Professor Mugs

Eli Whitney

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Albert Einstein

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"We've made great progress!"

"What's a patent?"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

Thinking Gears

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Google car."

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Light Bulb Moment

"Is it that bad?"