Medical Equipment Technician Gifts

Spare plug in a hospital ward.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Well, well, well...'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat Scan

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Darn it, lost another swab."

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Here comes the super-visor."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Say, please.'

Paramedics.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'In a pig's eye, you say!'

'Talk about high-tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"The bad news that he was knocked down by an ambulance but the good news is that it's done wonders for our response times!"