Medical Technician Gifts

"Well, Bob, it looks like a paper cut, but just to be sure let's do lots of tests."

"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'The lab report just came in. The lab is in fine shape!'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

MRI scanner.

'Did you notice if this device was making a little clicking sound about an hour ago?'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"So, Mr. Smith, remember that little chat you had with the surgeon...?"

"Ok, so now we know that turning it off and back on again, doesn't work for life support machines."

"Now you know why it's called an Open MRI"

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'Talk about high-tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'

Drive Thru Blood Donor Clinic.

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

Are you the technician's assistant responsible for this X-ray?'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'Some people feel they've entered a dark, claustrophobic place, from which there's no escape...'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Jill, come take a look at Mr. Bolinder's EKG!'

Cat Scan

'Victim has third-degree coverage across 46% of his face! We need to get him to the trauma center, stat!'

'The good news is THIS TIME he's coming out the other side!'

'For seventy-five more dollars we can turn this into a Singing Angiogram.'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

'Well, well, well...'

'Mobile reception OK in there?'

"So, tell me about this heart problem."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"We'll proceed as soon as I locate the patient."

"Nothing to worry about Mr. Dickens. This is the future of prostate examination."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'