Knives sharpened
Surgical Technician Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful present for a surgical technician? Our collection features humorous and meaningful items that honor their dedication and skills. Whether it's for a special occasion or just to say thanks, find the perfect gift to showcase their vital work in the operating room. Brighten their day with a unique, personalized touch that highlights their importance in healthcare.
'I read that lowering the head helps prevent shock in surgical patients.'
"Two breast implants coming up!"
Jack of all trades
The Computer Bore
'Well, well, well...'
"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
Early cyborg.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
The Not-So Smart Meter
STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself
Congratulations on your retirement!
Cat Scan
'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''
"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."
High speed cinder block
Electronics: Nooks/Crannies
STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer
"And this is one of our most poular models..."
Battery Lighthouse
'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'
"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."
"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"
'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'
Fixing the TV.
"Darn it, lost another swab."
'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'
"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."
'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'
"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."
'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
Surgical Technician Gifts Collection
Surgical Technician Mugs
Explore a variety of mugs designed specifically for surgical technicians—perfect for morning coffee or to brighten their day.
Surgical Technician Pillows
Add a touch of humor or appreciation to any room with pillows designed for surgical technicians—soft, stylish, and meaningful.
Surgical Technician Prints
Decorate their space with prints that honor surgical technicians—thoughtful pieces that highlight their hard work and expertise.
Surgical Technician T-Shirts
Find fun and inspiring T-shirts tailored for surgical technicians—celebrate their skills and dedication with every wear.