Surgical Technician T-Shirts

Knives sharpened

'I read that lowering the head helps prevent shock in surgical patients.'

"Two breast implants coming up!"

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

'Well, well, well...'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Congratulations on your retirement!

Cat Scan

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

High speed cinder block

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Battery Lighthouse

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Fixing the TV.

"Darn it, lost another swab."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."