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Save the bacon,

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Well, well, well...'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

Congratulations on your retirement!

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

Cat Scan

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

High speed cinder block

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Battery Lighthouse

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

Fixing the TV.