Medical Trainer T-Shirts

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

"Do 30 compressions and then. . ."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Dog Walking Services

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Any questions?"

Muscles

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."