Medical Trainer Mugs

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"Do 30 compressions and then. . ."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Dog Walking Services

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Muscles

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On the back of the t-shirt...

"Any questions?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

How to deliver a successful presentation.