Medical Lab Technician Gifts

"This is really a hospital with a touch of class. They collect urine samples in champagne glasses."

"Your blood type is A+? Well, I suppose I could have gotten that if I had studied for my blood test, too."

"Your bloodwork just came back. . . the GOOD news is that you've definitely got some!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Well, well, well...'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"You're such a good listener."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"My homework ate my dog."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Cat Scan

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it