Well, maybe you can find a do-it-yourself Youtube video showing a husband taking the clothes to the laundromat.
Machinery Technician Gifts
Searching for a gift that honors the hard work and technical prowess of a machinery technician? Our collection features clever, humorous, and heartfelt items that showcase their craftsmanship and dedication. Whether for a special occasion or a surprise, these products are designed to bring a smile and appreciation.
"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."
Jack of all trades
The Computer Bore
'Well, well, well...'
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
Early cyborg.
"I thought you were making a coffee table?"
The Not-So Smart Meter
STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself
Motivation to work
"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."
"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"
Congratulations on your retirement!
Cat Scan
"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."
'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''
'This model is hard to get parts for.'
STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer
Battery Lighthouse
Electronics: Nooks/Crannies
"And this is one of our most poular models..."
High speed cinder block
Meet the new factory manager.
"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"
'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'
Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!
'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'
'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'
'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'
Machinery Technician Gifts Collection
Machinery Technician Mugs
Explore our collection of machinery technician mugs filled with witty and heartfelt designs that celebrate their skills and sense of humor.
Machinery Technician Pillows
Discover pillows that add personality to any space, featuring machinery-themed designs that any technician will appreciate.
Machinery Technician Prints
Decorate their workspace with high-quality prints that pay tribute to their craft, pride, and dedication to Machinery Technician profession.
Machinery Technician T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to showcase their machinery expertise with clever, professional, and fun designs that they'll love wearing.