Machinery Technician T-Shirts

Well, maybe you can find a do-it-yourself Youtube video showing a husband taking the clothes to the laundromat.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

'Well, well, well...'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

Cat Scan

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Battery Lighthouse

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

High speed cinder block

Meet the new factory manager.

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'