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Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Well, well, well...'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Congratulations on your retirement!

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Cat Scan

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

High speed cinder block

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Battery Lighthouse

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Fixing the TV.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."