Manufacturing Technician Prints

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Well, well, well...'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Congratulations on your retirement!

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Cat Scan

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

High speed cinder block

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Battery Lighthouse

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Darn it, lost another swab."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

Fixing the TV.