"Sir, the robots have gained sentience and are demanding better working conditions."
Machinery Manager Gifts
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"Where's the business end of this thing?"
"I thought you were making a coffee table?"
"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."
Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.
Motivation to work
"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."
'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'
Congratulations on your retirement!
'This model is hard to get parts for.'
Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.
'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'
Meet the new factory manager.
"One day son, all this will be run by robots."
Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!
"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."
'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives
'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'
Crane fishing
'Now you know where you left your tools.'
Institute for Artificial Intelligence.
Food manufacturing industry in a soup.
'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'
Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.
Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?
U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News
'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'
'I think I found the problem.'
'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'
'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'
'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'
'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'
"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."
Satis Factory Tour
'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'
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