Machinery Manager Gifts

"Sir, the robots have gained sentience and are demanding better working conditions."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Meet the new factory manager.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I think I found the problem.'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

Satis Factory Tour

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'