Equipment Manager Gifts

'Get the equipment manager! This thing's too springy!'

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Sick Building Syndrome

Meet the new factory manager.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Caution signs.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

How Many It Takes

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Modular Offices

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'I found another pothole.'

Satis Factory Tour

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Hurricane damage to trees

Pollution Look

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

Production manager with lots of children.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

'One day, this will all be your fault.'