Machine Shop Operator Gifts

Metal Worker Accused of Cheating On Wife.

Future garbage truck driver.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Time Clock

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

America's Biggest Export...

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Digger.

A cheese grader

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Printing Room