Machine Shop Operator Gifts

Metal Worker Accused of Cheating On Wife.

Future garbage truck driver.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Time Clock

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

America's Biggest Export...

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

Printing Room

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Digger.

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

A cheese grader