Machine Operator Gifts

'Hello-goodbye.'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Production line producing production line workers.

Maraschino, Inc.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

'Will you stop obsessing about your job?! I'm sure that somebody else can operate the Slurpee machine!'

Machine Vision

Time Clock

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

'Ted failed to follow the advice on his eye drops that he should not operate heavy machinery after using them. Now he's trying to figure out who to sue.'

Eating this will make you much harder and less susceptible for accidents!

A cheese grader

"Rocky lost his job to a self-driving bulldozer."

"We need to deliver urgently but the machine is broken and we can't find the technician. . . could you please. . ."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Future garbage truck driver.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.