Machinery Operation Gifts

'Six: Grip steering wheel tightly.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Future garbage truck driver.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Time Clock

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'I think I found the problem.'

Folding Container.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

Brown only photocopier sales.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

A Fork-lift.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"