Machinery Operation Gifts

'Six: Grip steering wheel tightly.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Future garbage truck driver.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Time Clock

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'I think I found the problem.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Folding Container.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

Brown only photocopier sales.

A Fork-lift.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.