Machining Gifts

I Love Milling Machines

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"I understand your machine makes O-rings."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Motivation to work

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

D.I.Y

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Meet the new factory manager.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Will you be mine?

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Made in China.

'I think I found the problem.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.