Tool Making Gifts

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Congratulations on your retirement!

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Lovely dovetail."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

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