Machine Operation Gifts

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Future garbage truck driver.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Time Clock

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'I think I found the problem.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Folding Container.

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Brown only photocopier sales.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

A Fork-lift.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Bagging the Chipmunk

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'