Machine Operation T-Shirts

"What setting do I use for this?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Future garbage truck driver.

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Time Clock

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'I think I found the problem.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

Folding Container.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Brown only photocopier sales.

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

A Fork-lift.

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Bagging the Chipmunk