Machine Maneuverer Gifts

Digger.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Future garbage truck driver.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Time Clock

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'I think I found the problem.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Top - Perhaps

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Brown only photocopier sales.

Manual Worker

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

A Fork-lift.

'No, actually THIS invented me!'