Manual Worker Gifts

'I cant give you a raise because I'm going broke supplying you with healthcare.'

Employment

Manual Worker

A plunger in an outhouse

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Pipe Dream.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Motivation to work

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"We need a union!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."