Manual Laborer Gifts

'I hurt my back last week, so I've been put on 'Light Duty' for a couple of weeks...'

Men all sharing one thought: 'I do all the work around here.'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'No... It's too heavy, lads. We need the forklift truck.'

'I should have been a Lawyer.'

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

"That's quite a hole. Did ya dig 'er by hand?"

Top - Perhaps

Two Chimney Sweeps.

A peasant carries a brain.

'What do you mean you forgot to add toilet paper to this month's supply order?'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

Men Working.

Gentlemen wearing safety monocles in their workspace.

Working hours

Terrible builders.

"I don't see myself coming in tomorrow."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Construction Worker Running Away From Boulder

Well paid job

Job Hazards

Working For Coconuts

Builder digging through to Australia.

"I am in awe - after his daily toil, he still finds the energy to train for a marathon."

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

"He wrecked his back picking up the 'How to lift safely' guidelines!"

Builder adjusting a wall.

A woodpecker leaves its beak in a tree trunk.

This is the last position I take where the job description is "heavy responsibility."

"Every year these minimum-wage jobs get harder and harder."

Workers constructing barcodes

"Edward Shovelhands"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."