Manual Labourer Gifts

A navvy taking offense at an earnest request.

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Time Clock

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

Top - Perhaps

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Manual Worker

America's Biggest Export...

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

Well paid job

None O' Your Larks

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

A plunger in an outhouse

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'