Metal Worker Gifts

Metal Worker Accused of Cheating On Wife.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Small Business Advisor - Work Experience Scheme

John Henry

"No, let's go with the hook."

Steel fabricator

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Off Duty.

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'A word in my office Jones.'

The boss yells at me whenever I try to think outside the box! He's giving you some constrictive criticism!

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Corporate Cafeteria. I don't care how many toppings you pizza has --- eating it is not multitasking!

'I can assure you we take privacy concerns very seriously. Now, on your way out, shut the bloody door.'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?