Steel Mill Worker Gifts

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"It's all business-to-business. We need some retail outlets."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Time Out For Teddy

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Congratulations Strike Over!

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Idle parts

Night-shift entrance

Nuclear waste.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'