Shop Worker Gifts

On strike at the sign shop

"He sold appliances."

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

We just work here, & don't pass hidden costs onto anybody!'

'If you get rid of me who will fill my vacancy?' 'Believe me, you won't be leaving a vacancy.'

'It all started off trying to save time,now its just to anoy everyone'

Shop worker thinks lady asks him if he has hemorrhoids when she asks for Altoids (mints).

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Chilled drinks cabinet.

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

"Please stop messing around with the Feng Shui section..!"

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"It must be lovely listening to this festive music all day."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"We need a union!'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."