Industrial Engineer Gifts

Man driving forklift is distracted by a pretty co-worker and accidentally runs into another colleague.

'There's been an accident down at the plant.'

Safety last.

Unsafe factories in Bangladesh.

'We need to invent some kind of health and safety procedure to go with this thing.'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'You might want to cover the floor with something other than straw.' (Needles and Pins company).

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

'Hello-goodbye.'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'It kills production when we have to stop the line every thirty minutes for an upgrade.'

'You mean you never herd of cars with fiberglass bodies before?'

'Nothing to complain about, sir. The new press works fantastically!'

"We're getting rid of some old equipment."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Might Work, Might Not.

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

'It was so embarrasing. I was replaced by ten humans.'

Safety record for Banana Peel and Ball Bearing Company.

"I hear the workers hate your guts Batson. Keep it up."

'There is a feeling of power, though, knowing we can actually change the climate.'

'Look designer pollution.'

Automation

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Hold on until I punch the time clock.

Factory Chimney

"The funny thing is our wastes are perfectly harmless."

The Kavec Corp - A wholly owned (but nevertheless on good terms with) subsidiary of T4 industries.

Tree and ecology

Nuclear Power Station and Death

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'We won't know anything until after the post mortem.'

Your building is being damaged by the passive smoke from other buildings in the area.

How Satellites Are Shrunk To Become Nano-Satellites,