Industrial Engineering Gifts

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

'Very impressive, gentlemen.'

Industrial Chemicals: Cake Mix, Soup, Juice Drinks.

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

The first car accident.

Pipe Dream.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Polluted geese

Ascent of Machine.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

A Hole in the Dike

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Eureka!

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Build a Raft

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Early cyborg.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'