Industrial Machinery Gifts

Out of steam - Please help.

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."

Polluted geese

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Motivation to work

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Meet the new factory manager.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Idle parts

Pandora's boxes

Congratulations Strike Over!

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'I think I found the problem.'