Industrial Machines Gifts

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

Polluted geese

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Motivation to work

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Meet the new factory manager.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Idle parts

Pandora's boxes

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'I think I found the problem.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats