Industrial Machines T-Shirts

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

Polluted geese

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Motivation to work

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Meet the new factory manager.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Pandora's boxes

Idle parts

Congratulations Strike Over!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'I think I found the problem.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'