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Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.

"I'm thinking about going big."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Lighting a Pipe

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Cat flap for a truck.

"I find things go around in cycles."

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'