Mechanical Engineers T-Shirts

I've always been fascinated in the manufacture of sproket head gears.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Polluted geese

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Walking Luggage.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Take me to your mechanic."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."