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New noah

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Thinking Gears

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Polluted geese

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Motivation to work

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Time Out For Teddy

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Congratulations Strike Over!

Pandora's boxes

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Time Clock

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.