Industrial Scientist T-Shirts

Chemical Company - Organic Division/Inorganic Division

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Polluted geese

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Motivation to work

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Time Out For Teddy

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Pandora's boxes

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Congratulations Strike Over!

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Time Clock

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'You forgot the product label.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Trees growing from factory chimneys.