Industrial Worker T-Shirts

Safety First.

Man putting up accident prevention sign falls off ladder.

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'It's okay, I'm wearing safety contact lenses.'

If it wasn't for the boring repetition this job would be the pits!

'You forgot the product label.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'You didn't breathe on your way up here did you?'

Dog looking at reflection of death in industrial waste.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

Industry and environment

The fragrance of prosperity "Think of it not as pollution, but as the fragrance of prosperity."

'They moved our industry accross the Mexican border,and all we get is the smoke!'

Happy Face Grows Third Eye.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Don't tell me how to work safely! I've been at this job for over five years!"

'Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

Accident free button gives an electric shock.

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

This area has been designated an area of outstanding unnatural ugliness.

'So, how's life among those dark, satanic light industrial units?'

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

Hard-working.

Construction workers dancing: Men Workin' It.

One last question before i take the job.

"There's trouble at ball-bearing works!"

'You'd better have a good reason for missing the safety meeting Perkins!'

'I'm in a very high position, that's why the industrial safety guy told me that I need this parachute, so I don't get hurt if I should fall.'

'Before we give him your job, could you show him around the plant?'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.