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Oil Workers

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

'No, we aren't hiring, we just need help.'

'...and for every month that you work here, you'll put in a month in our antidote division.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

"Great news, men! Despite the layoffs, productivity is up!"

Eating this will make you much harder and less susceptible for accidents!

Workers coming out of a Sardine Company.

'Are you kidding? You're too valuable on our assembly line to move you up to supervisor!'

Watching the furnace fire

Health and Safety.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Then the plant closed, throwing 800 robots and both employees out of work.

'Did you hear that marketing wants us to move into 'compressed liquids' next?'

'Oh, come on, Moretti, try to see things from my point of view,'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'Wear you hearing protection or else!'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Claus 2.0

Burning the midnight oil.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Work Parfait

Polluted geese

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow