Mechanical Engineering T-Shirts

How to Rise with the Sun

Clockwork Sundial.

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The first car accident.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Pipe Dream.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Polluted geese

Ascent of Machine.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

A Hole in the Dike

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Drool Marks

Build a Raft

Eureka!

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Walking Luggage.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"He built his own airplane from a kit."