Mechanical Work T-Shirts

'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

Useful and Useless Screws

"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."

Man to man about cat: 'You should hear the cars purr after he's done with them.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Burning the midnight oil.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Work Parfait

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Walking Luggage.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Drool Marks

Back to work...

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'