Mechanical Work T-Shirts

'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

Useful and Useless Screws

"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."

Man to man about cat: 'You should hear the cars purr after he's done with them.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Burning the midnight oil.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Work Parfait

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Walking Luggage.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

Drool Marks

Back to work...

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."