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'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Deflator mouse

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"He loves his leaf blower."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Lovely dovetail."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Must get a longer cable."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Lazy plumber.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"