Maintenance Challenges T-Shirts

'No it's still not fixed'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Deflator mouse

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Cycling with a harp case

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Off Duty.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Lazy plumber.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."