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Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Evolution.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Technologies and distance classes

Otto the SmartyCar!

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Lazy plumber.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

Early Tech Support

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Essex computer.

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'He thinks he's a big shot because he's genetically engineered.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."