Workshop Whiz T-Shirts

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Small Business Advisor - Work Experience Scheme

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Halt production on the trains - we're getting the Germans to make 'em."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"We only got six days of funding."

Claus 2.0

"Lovely dovetail."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Belief and Trust.

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Like father like son.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Start the session by doing something unusual.