Crafting Whiz T-Shirts

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Nerd tryouts.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Like father like son.

"What's that you're reading?"

I've always been slower than computers...

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Kevin had a computer virus.