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Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Big Bang Theory.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Group Think Time

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'My dog ate my computer.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"He's my school project for science class."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!