Maintenance Whiz Gifts

F&E Chimney Sweeps. These days we clean chimneys with a big blast of air. We call it a "flue shot"!

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Google car."

Evolution.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Technologies and distance classes

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

Lazy plumber.

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

Early Tech Support

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Essex computer.

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'He thinks he's a big shot because he's genetically engineered.'